We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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