So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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