At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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