So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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