I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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