this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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