it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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