i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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