i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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