Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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