Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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