Pappa wants mamma naked
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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