Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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