Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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