im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
