Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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