that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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