and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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