The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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