I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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