I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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