you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
