just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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