Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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