I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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