We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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