Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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