Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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