If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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