god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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