using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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