Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The ass gains better be worth it
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