Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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