yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
