Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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