i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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