I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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