forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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