Operation Purity has been aborted
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
