We're facebook friends in real life
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I want you more than these girls want KFC
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
