I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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