I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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