he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Houston, we have a blender
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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