She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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