then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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