So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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