Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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