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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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