her vagine was all disorganized.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Semen is not good for contacts.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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