If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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